my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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