This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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