dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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