they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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