I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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