Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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