used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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