spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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