dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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