I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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