How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
