Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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