Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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