Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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