member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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