So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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