Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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