Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
This couple is walking their pig around campus
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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