Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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