it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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