Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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