is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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