she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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