My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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