If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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