Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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