I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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