Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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