Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
