i wish my penis had a tongue
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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