I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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