PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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