I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So squirting runs in the family.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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