I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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