I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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