I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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