Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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