So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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