Your dad touched me again.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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