The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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