North Korea, Best Korea!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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