Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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