as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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