Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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