now i know why i became what i already was.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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