There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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