Can i not drive my cunt home
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Randomize
