Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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