I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He's a Shit stain on my heart
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize