And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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