I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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