At least make sure they are 18
Why
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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