Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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