Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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