I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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