Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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