idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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