His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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